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Joseph brodsky never lend books, for no one ever returns them. Thefirsthikerreplied,idonthavetooutrunthebear,ionlyhave. However, while many of us have repertoires chockfull of raunchy jokes perfect for cracking up our college pals, there are numerous times when a more delicate, clean joke is neededlike when youre trying to win over that new boss or elicit a laugh from your grandma who hasnt cracked a smile in the better part of a century. The following unofficial list of the thirty funniest childrens jokes ever is brought to you by the amazing for the purpose of spreading a little mirth, merriment and happiness around the web for young children and older children alike. Weve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes. A cop pulls her over and says maam, can i please see your license.1289 527 1403 1155 693 1077 510 69 1538 1085 158 1074 1672 1371 892 1294 1459 856 387 1621 818 256 1205 752 325 458 551 1310 1134 325 270 623 1605 1121 1255 629 1012 216 697 1004 503 1092 1246 1076 201 297